Bad listener

Beautiful pick up line

Running

So Maybe it's cause I was watching Beauty and the Geek just now, but this guy kinda looks like the guy Beauty from this season of Beauty and the Geek.

My big fat Greek pick up line

I thought I'd change things up a bit.

Stargate break

So I'm actually having a Stargate marathon in real life, so coming up with ideas is hard right now. but I'll have another Stargate idea soon!

Pizza Delivery

I know I just introduced a new thing yesterday, but I have been wanting to add 'Kev' the pizza dude for a while now. Kev will add a new dimension of jokes that I hope you all will enjoy! By the way Kev's full name is Kevin Penn, and he's kinda this surfer dude... that lives next to a lake....

Paradise??

Ahh yet another bad pick up line. I hope ya think it's funny!

Lost Loser

Well I'm sure you can tell I have a going gag with all these crappy pick up lines. Its just too easy to make fun of stupid guys.

Rasin? Date? What the Hell?

Cheezy pick up line

Call the Cops!